Ever wondered why dr. Ghazghkull and dr. Finch flew off to China?

datePosted on 17:27, November 3rd, 2009 by DSP

 

Ever wondered why dr. Ghazghkull and dr. Finch flew off to China? Of course you didn’t! But that does not withhold us from telling you!!

After a journey of two months on wich they combatted many, many periculous situations, both docters safely arrived there.

Dr. Ghazghkull had recieved a personal invitation from the emperor to pay him a visit. Dr. Ghazghkull was well known around the world for his stunning achievements in the sickness-business. He is mentioned as the inventor of eatheratomol, a strong medicine that could cure even the most malicious diseases, like ingrowing whiskers, lost eyeballs, horrelfeet and kidneys and noses taking a stroll.

The emperor himself had a severe problem with nailbiting. And that was not the way to go for an emperor! So, being pretty desperate (of course) he called in help from dr. Ghazghkull(who knows everything about being desperate).

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As not being a shrink, dr. Ghazghkull took a more practical approach to the problem. That’s the reason the emperor wears bandages around his hands here. Dr. Ghazghkull simply cut off the fingertips of the old bagger; therefore: – prevent the emperor from nailbiting for the rest of his life, and – not having to show his bitten nails in public while obliged to explain why he had “lifted a finger”.

 So far, so good, everybody happy. The emperor wasn’t a great pianoplayer anyway.  After this unimaginable succes dr. Ghazghkull was called to Egypt. He was told by an egyptian messenger it had something to do with a nose-job. As usual on that trip he was accompanied by his colleague, dr. Finch, who had taken the opportunity during his stay in China to write a little red book with all kinds of jokes he had collected in his career. Unfortunately he forgot to take it along to Egypt….

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